December 2011
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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Learning to take my own advice
When my closest friends are in slumps, it’s always so easy to dish out advice with their best interests in mind. When you’re the one in the situation, it’s substantially tougher to take the advice you would otherwise give your friends. Soooo I’ve compiled a list of general things that I need to remember from time to time:
-Action over words.
-You know what you deserve,...
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Dear Santa, I was extremely good this year. Well.....
Fuck it, I’ll buy my own presents.
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"When mingling with Muggles, wizards and witches...
UGH. I GUESS I NEED TO CHANGE.
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100 facts in 100 days
I’ve seen a lot of people doing this 100 facts in 100 days project. I think that since there aren’t any prompts, I should be able to keep going with it since I could talk about whatever in the world I want. >:) maniacal laughhh
Ugh
Reading through old fb messages/posts/conversations, I used to be sassy as all hell! Growing up, I promised myself that I wouldn’t assimilate with the Plain Janes of the world. Although I think there are benefits to just being more chill/laid back with an idgaf attitude, I can honestly say that I miss how on my toes I was. I was always quick with a witty comeback, and I think that it’s...
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canibeatlizerd asked: haha ive been good. if u havent noticed i left UOP and going to school at de anza in sj hahaha miss you and everyone else too!! hbu?
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